Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Really, Demim Dan, Really???

I am walking to class the other day, and this guy cuts right out in front of me, and decides to be a slow walker, enough to piss me off right there, but that is a story for another time. The main focus of this post is how this guy was in serious need of a mirror or friends to tell him he looked studpid. I will be explaining this character, known from this point on as Denim Dan, which I might occasionaly abreviate with the letters DD. Ok on with the story, Denim Dan was wearing brown sandles which reminded me of somethign that Jesus would be rockin' back in the day. His jeans were a super light wash and had many holes, you know the holes that you pay $75 for. They were straight leg, which really accentuated his large biblical sandals. Scanning upwards he was wearing a dark denim jacket, with the brown wash, which made it like orangish. Ok so as if the extrememly clashing denim colors werent enough to throw this outfit on the worst dressed list, his collar was popped. YES! the collar of his demim jacket was popped! I honest to god I busted out laughing, I tried, but I couldnt hold it in. He had no idea, one that I was laughing at him, or two that he looked ridiculous, and that he will remain in my mind as Denim Dan.
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Friday, September 28, 2007

Elevator

It smells like Axe in here.
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Feet

I made a stupid shoe choice today. Now my feet are bleeding in three different places. Sorry Feet.
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Beurr Brats and Roasted Kern

Yesterday, I attended a cookout with my should have been roomates. It was fun. I was incharge of bringing pasta salad. All right. I made the most high class gormet pasta salad anyone has ever eaten ever. I boiled tri colored twisty noodles (riggatoni or whatever) and then I broke the seal of the kraft (product placement) Zesty Italian dressing and poured it over the cooked pasta. I stirred it up. Voila la salad de pasta! Then I decided that it wasnt good enough. After work I stopped at the salad bar and stole some tomatoes and black olives to put in the salad. Classy. People were really impressed at how much time and effort that I put into that salad. It was grand.  That salad may have been one of the finest pieces of culinary art that the world has seen to date. So I walked across campus with my neon green bowl of pasta salad. The grill got kinda hot and we threw on the bear (prounounced "beurr") brats which tasted every bit as delicious as I  imagined whinny the pooh would. We took some pictures. Then I left them sitting on the red flece blanket that was latching on to every last piece of dead grass on the ground. They undoubtably carried most of it back into their apartment. I want my bowl back.
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

First day of blogging fun

So I have decided that I am way too excited to be typing blurbs that most likely no one will ever read. If they do by chance read them chances are it was an accident!
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My Fish is a Murderer...and a Cannibal

So a couple weeks ago I got this fish. He is a Green puffer fish, pretty much the coolest fish ever. I put him in my fishbowl with my 3 guppies: Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, and by the way the puffer fish' name is Puffin (said all cute like Holly from the Girls Next Door.) Puffin is doing all fine and well with the other fish until I come back and to my surprise there are 2 little guppies swimming around and there is a fucking half a fish lying on the bottom of the bowl! PUFFIN IS A MURDERER! He ate one of my baby guppies! What a DICK! So I immediately took him out of the bowl and placed him in a luxury tupperware container. He stayed there a couple of days, until I took him into the large tank that is in the Graphics room at work where he shall live happily ever after.....but no this happily ever after was rather short lived! He did well for about a week to a week and a half. Let me explain his new home just a bit. He joined a lovely large tank with 2 other fish Donatello and Goldilocks, both equal to or greater to the size of Puffin, so they should be able to fend off evil green fish right????? Wrong! I went to work on monday to be informed that Puffin, my once "coolest fish ever," has eaten the fins off of the other two fish! Holy Shit! their tails are incredibly choppy, as well as their side fins almost gone. I do have to say that they are adapting well to their new hadicaps. These poor fish never stood a chance! Puffin was then exiled from his lovely tank home and was given away to the first person who showed interest! Goldilocks and Donatello are still alive, but Puffin ate the eye lid off of Donatello, so we are in fear that his eye is going to fall right out! Hopefully that won't happen, but we are quite unsure at this point. First he kills a harmless guppie then he eats the limbs of his tank mates. Fucking Puffin!

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